What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...