Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Medical terminology
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Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...