Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...