You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...