Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...