Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...