Getting a new deputy
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.