37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...