Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...