Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...