Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...