An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...