Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...