OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...