Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...