Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.