Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...