There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...