Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...