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Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
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Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Bird jokes 02
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Stupid Insults 19/31
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Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...