Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...