Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...