Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...