Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...