Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...