Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...