General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...