Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...