Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...