Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...