Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...