Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Different sex outcomes
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Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...