Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!