Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...