10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...