Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!