COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...