Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....