Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Dropped your wallet
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The plumber has arrived
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The Lizard of Oz!
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Rising Temperature
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
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Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
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