Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...