Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...