The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!