Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
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A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Unengaged Brain
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