Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...