The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...