Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...