How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...