Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...