Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...