Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...